Next year

I swear I will eat less mandarins.

Like I give a Damn

What the hell is a Work?
Papers done: 0
Fucks given: (-1)*(1/2)

It is not farewell just yet.

I'll see you all soon. Earnest farewells will come later.

NO GUTS = NO GLORY

In other words a mediocre result. Work hard bitches.

The Lamentations of an Individual Afflicted by Illness.

It is a terrible tragedy that I am not well enough to attend Variety Night, as I am unable to rise past a lateral position without severe migraine. Oh well, I wish those attending and those performing a delightful evening.